FIFA 12 reviewed (if FIFA 12 was actually a game about FIFA)

Saturday, October 1st, 2011 at 10:46 am

Everyone’s talking about the new FIFA 12… but what if FIFA 12 was actually just about FIFA?

Imagine that together with some of the controversy that’s surrounded FIFA over the past twelve months…

Game review: FIFA 12 — the real FIFA!

Jack Warner, Sepp Blatter and Mohamed bin Hammam feature on the cover: but will they be friends by the end of the game?

Introduction: a brand new way of playing

I’ve only been playing FIFA 12 for a few hours, but it’s already really obvious the new format is a bold move: ditching all footballing gameplay in order to make the game a simulation about what actually happens at FIFA headquarters. Over the past year there’s been a presidential election and the awarding of two World Cups, so there’s been plenty going on to help shape the game’s new direction.

Let’s look at the new game modes one by one.
The graphics may have suffered slightly, but the diverse range of gameplay certainly makes up for it!

FIFA World Cup Bid

Every football fan’s dream is to have the FIFA World Cup happen in their own home country. In FIFA 12, you can help build your country’s bid for either the 2018 or 2022 World Cup.

Let’s try and get England the 2018 World Cup. It’s an impressive bid team! Surely a great chance?

Lobbying to get your country the World Cup sees you jet-setting around the world meeting with different representatives from world football, trying to convince them your country will put on the best World Cup possible. But is it as simple as that?

Oh dear, it seems Jack Warner wants a bit more for his vote.

You’re not going to win the Brazilian vote that easily! Ricardo Teixeira is quite the tough cookie.

Russia wins! But you were promised more votes than that! Perhaps you didn’t give enough gifts out…

FIFA Presidency

I think every football fan has dreamt about being FIFA President. What crazy initiatives could you bring in? Goal line technology? The world would be your oyster!

Who will you run as? Grant Wahl is the underdog, Sepp Blatter the incumbant… maybe Mohamed bin Hammam will have a good chance?

You’ve got to watch your back — Chuck Blazer has reported you to the FIFA Ethics committee!

Hmmm, who will you vote for?

While the campaign for presidency is quite fun, the major let down is the actual voting: I’ve played the game a few times and it always ends up only being Sepp Blatter up for election!

Vote “negotiation”

This game mode isn’t as long as the others, and is a bit disappointing: it seems you just try and fleece as much money out of potential World Cup bidders as possible. Perhaps a Sims-like interface where you can build your own mansion with all your money would make it a bit more interesting?


Would the bold new format of FIFA 12 work? Probably not… I give it 1/5.

Back to reality

While the real FIFA 12 is no doubt a great game, it concerns me that so many people are playing a game that bears the same name as an organisation shrouded in controversy and murky politics that’s desperately in need of reform.

Sepp Blatter has promised that reform: but as someone elected as a sole candidate, how much can we really expect?

I really hope that by the time FIFA 13 is released, FIFA has cleaned up its act. But think about the inevitable future game franchises for Russia 2018 and Qatar 2022: they will be sad reminders of the current FIFA’s legacy — not to mention the actual tournaments themselves.

6 Responses to “FIFA 12 reviewed (if FIFA 12 was actually a game about FIFA)”

  1. Ange says:

    Very funny and excellent graphics, dealing with a very serious problem in Fifa in a light-hearted and humorous way. I give it 5/5.

  2. Fantastic. I love it! I give it 5/5. Go on!
    May I use some of the graphics on my blog?

  3. James says:

    Thanks Jen, please feel free to use the graphics!

  4. Scott says:

    Brilliant James – hope you don’t mind us using this on the site (with the appropriate links etc). Sometimes the simplest game ideas are the best!

  5. James says:

    Thanks and no problem using the images Scott!

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